On a Friday night in December (12-4-20), I decided to try driving for Door Dash (in Virginia Beach, VA, which should have been a fairly populated area) because I had signed up for the app and was in a financial pickle. I had also driven for Uber Eats before and have some delivery driving experience, so at least I wasn’t a total newbie. It’s about 4:30pm and I wanted to start driving. I go to turn on the app like I would do with Uber and hope to start receiving some deliveries right away. Sadly, Door Dash seems to work differently. I had to sign up for a time and wait for that time to start receiving deliveries (5:30). I luckily had some access to other ways to make a quick buck and made a pitstop like 10min down the road to do a quick opportunity with an app called Observa; I had also been using that app for the first time. I decided to do that to kill some time and not just be sitting there doing nothing making no money. I finished the Observa opportunity and it was eventually 5:30pm. I was waiting to receive some deliveries. About 15min later, I finally received my first delivery notice. I drove towards the populated area attempting to find the place where the food was to be picked up. I also like to play music on my phone and had Google Maps open because I had no idea where I was going (very very new to the area). I finally arrive at the restaurant while I am struggling to figure out the interface of the Door Dash app; it is much different and more difficult to use than the Uber Eats app (at least for me). I parked my car and go to swipe in the Door Dash app that I arrived at the restaurant and the order completely disappeared. I have no idea what happened, but I luckily received another order a few minutes later that happened to be across the street. I pick up the food and go to drop it off at someone’s apartment. I then get another ping for another food order, which I thought was to drop the food off; I didn’t realize you could get 2 food orders in 1 go and then drop them both off in the same proximity. I think that’s a nice feature, but it confused the crap out of me. Uber Eats I believe (at least when I was driving for it) you could only get 1 order at a time. I finally drop off both orders and start to get the hang of the app after about an hour or so of driving. I didn’t end up all over the place like Uber Eats (from restaurant to apartment/house was 15min max), but since Door Dash you have to schedule a time instead of just going going going, you are luckily able to extend your dashes and I did so a few times. After about 3.5 hours of driving, it began heavily raining and I was making like no money (most of the money I made went back to gas, especially with a medium sized SUV). I made about 30 bucks in 3.5 hours and no one cash tipped me. You can tip in the app, which some people did, but people are still cheap, even during the pandemic. It also doesn’t display the whole delivery in 1 screen; it displays the place you’re going to pick up and how much you’d make for the order and after accepting the order and picking up the food, it then tells you your final destination. Luckily, Virginia Beach is pretty big or I would have been in more trouble, especially with not knowing the area at all. The moral of the story is, delivery apps are a rip off and they are the only ones making money. The app interface was very confusing. I don’t like how you can’t just turn the app on and off when you please. And I ripped myself off. No thanks. I would never do this again, even if it were a holiday weekend; I don’t feel like destroying another vehicle and my wallet anymore than I already did doing Uber a couple years ago!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Uber Driver
Tuesday, December 8, 2020
Saturday, July 6, 2019
Why I Stopped Driving for Uber and Lyft
Sunday, May 5, 2019
All of my Favorite Conversations Are Made in the A.M.
A lot of notable adventures happen to me in the bufu hours of the morning... Mostly consisting of smoking too much weed. From January 2016 to July 2018 I drove for Uber and Lyft way too much for anyone's own good and had plenty of conversations with passengers.
The second day of my Lyft driving ventures I picked up a passenger from River North and drove him to Gage Park at 3:30-4:30am. This guy proceeded to tell me his life story... And pull out a chillum and some weed. For the next hour he's packing bowls and we're passing it to each other as I'm driving around Chicago at fuck o'clock am and am "working". When he gets out of my car, he thanks me and I go home because my car wreiks of weed.
Towards the end of my driving ventures, I had a 6 person Uber XL ride and all of a sudden it smells like weed vape in my car and I audibly say something. The person asks if he can smoke it in my car and I tell him, "only if you share"!
I also had a few unpleasant misadventures as well...
1. I was driving as usual at night owl o'clock on a Saturday night and I ended up picking up a drunk older man who appeared to be between 40 and 50 years old in an Uber pool at around 3:30am in the oh so lovely River North. He got into my car and looked super sloppy drunk, enough to where I thought someone his age should have his shit together more than he did. He told me his address and I proceeded to tell him I had another passenger to pick up because he requested a pool. I arrived at the second person's destination and waited for a bit. The drunk man in my car was being impatient and I ended up contacting the person I was waiting for a couple times. They didn't answer and I ended up canceling on them. I don't like canceling on people, but as I was waiting for this passenger, he fell asleep in my back seat and was snoring rather loudly. The fact this person seemed like he had a "tude" and was snoring made me feel super uncomfortable. I turned up the volume to my music and fled to his house as fast as I can without attracting cops or risking my safety. About 10 minutes later, I see his address, blaring, bold, and purple outside of his building. "Hey, I think we're outside your place now", I exclaim to him loud enough not to startle him and point to his building on Adams Street. He thinks we're on Lake Street; I pull closer to the intersection to make sure I'm not mistaken and listen to his back seat driving. A minute or two later, he realizes he was wrong and gets out of my car. How awkward...
2. I ended up on the far south side in Pullman/Roseland, then Hammond, Indiana at the Horseshoe Casino. I've never been there before and had peemergency so I figured I'd give myself a grand ol tour while I'm at it. On my last stop, I wanted to check the buffet and upstairs out and run into this beautiful floral sculpture. As I'm snapping photos to put on Instagram, a lady's glasses fall off and her man asks me how to distribute an epi pen. I was the only one around and had zero idea how to use it. Then the lady wanted an ambulance, so I made my first ever 911 call. Security shows up to the scene and I wait to make sure the lady is ok. She begins puking. Gross! The ambulance and security arrive super fast because security didn't realize I called them. Tehehehe. The lady is ok. As we're waiting the security guard begins hitting on me and asks for my number. I was tempted to give him a fake number because this dude looked 15 years older than me and I wasn't interested. At least he was being nice and respectful. He wasn't creepy. I give him my number and am not gonna answer his call. But why does being a good samaritan mean getting hit on by the head of security? Weird... At least there's faith in humanity and nice men around. When I'm ready and know it's right I'll pursue, but for now I'll go home with a gold star, pretty pics of flowers, and knowing the right man will come along who I am interested in mutually will happen at some point!
3. Oh boy, driving St. Patrick's Day weekend (the weekend Chicago dyed the river, not the actual day of St. Patrick's Day) on that Saturday. What a great idea, even though I wanted to make some money. It was about 1:30am and I had just finished taking 2 people celebrating a 21st birthday to the Mad River bar in River North who could apparently handle their liquor than the next 2 people who would come in my car. I received another request from the Mad River bar. When the men who looked to be around my age (early/mid 20s) entered my car, the "I feel like this person may get sick in my car" senses were acting like fire alarms going off in my body. I knew those people were super sloppy double dare drunk, enough to know next time to never let people that wasted in my car ever again. And instead of the usual 10 or 15 minute drive, they wanted to go from River North to Arlington Heights by Mitsuwa Marketplace. I had to get the hell out of there fast because I have a fear of people tossing their cookies in my car. I flew down the expressway as stealthy as if my car had rocket boosters. I also made sure to drive as close to the shoulder as possible so I can pull over if needed and kept my trash bag handy. A few miles down the highway, one of the passengers alarmed me I need to pull over; thankfully, I had just got my brakes replaced and froze from 80 to 0 in 4 seconds. He opened the door, tossed all of his cookies outside of my car, and we were back on the road a couple minutes later. The other passenger fell asleep. A half hour after that, I finally dropped both of the people off and called my friends to tell them what happened. Fuck that.
Time to go home! No more Uber. Ever again!
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Update to "Shameless Advertising"
Monday, January 7, 2019
Top 5 Reasons Not to Drive for Rideshare
Top 5 reasons why not to drive for Rideshare (from my experience):
1. The wear and tear on your car. Companies don't pay your car repairs and you're stuck fronting a bagillion dollars you don't have to keep your "business" running. As soon as they got rid of most of the "guaranteed hours" perks, especially in 2017, all of my business expenses minus my income ended up being a monetary loss. Luckily, that was good for tax return purposes, but still not worth it!
2. Not getting paid when it's dead outside. If no one is requesting rides or if you ended up in the boonies, have fun spending your gas and time to find a ping somewhere and possibly make no money!
3. Customers don't care about your car and will not take good care of it. If you want to keep your car in pristine condition, don't let strangers in your car on a "full time job" basis
4. The best times to work were at unsafe or odd hours. Some of my Uber drivers (when I was a passenger) told me stories on his they were robbed (sometimes at gun point). The unsafe hours are mostly when the drunks are out (Friday and Saturday night from 10pm-7am) and the odd hours are morning rush hour (weekday mornings 5-10am). I missed having my weekends, which were traded for epic misadventures around the city, a couple people almost throwing up in my car, and a couple passengers offering me money and/or weed to do them "special favors". Those people were banned from their respective platform after I called customer service!
5. Promotes unhealthy habits (at least for me). Wanna drive as much/long as possible? No problem, have an energy drink (or worse). Hungry? You don't want to miss a beat and run to the nearest McDs to grab a bite to eat, which you eat on the go and then go back to driving a few minutes later. Gotta pee? Good luck finding somewhere to pull over, especially with passengers in your car and having 30min left of the long drive to go before even being able to Google the nearest place with an open public bathroom on a Tuesday at 3am. I would stay up for way longer than anyone should ever stay up (1-3) and drive as much as I can until I either had an appointment or was so RIP to where my driving would have been compromised. I almost passed out from dehydration a few times, but always carried water on me and was fine. I wouldn't give myself breaks/days off very often and would burn out a lot. I gained a bunch of weight from being sedentary and poor eating habits and my wallet was still crying because all of my earnings went directly back to gas, which you had to pay for. My mental health went down the toilet. And my wallet crying turned into my wallet screaming after "using alternate sources" to pay my bills because I wasn't making enough with my large SUV (tips were scarce) and I ended up in a giant money pit of despair.
Tl;dr there are too many rideshare drivers. Don't drive for rideshare!
Sunday, November 12, 2017
Tons of Money Ventures on 11-11-17
Today in dank money land while logged into Uber, I started driving at about 4:50pm. My first hour and a half of rides were all surged and then I got a ride to Des Plaines from the Ogalvie train station. I ended up getting an Uber Eats order that took about an hour because the restaurant messed up the order (and gave me a free soda) and I stopped for gas and to the bathroom before picking up the food. It was also almost a 15min drive each way and I got mildly lost on the way there because I had no idea where then place was and had to make an educated guess. At least they gave me a $3 tip. I then ended up at Lake Forest College/Lake Bluff. When I ended up getting to Lake Forest College a second time, I ended up getting a ride to Schaumburg with 3 football players and a female who I talked to about life for awhile. The subsequent ride after that, I went from Schaumburg to the loop for a nice long adventure. By that time I needed to pick up my roommate friend from work as it was almost 11pm. As I was about to turn my app off, I received multiple 1.7x surge pings because a concert just got out at the Chicago Theater. The very last ping ended up being a 1.7x surge fare long trip 45+min ride and I decided to take it (sorry roommate friend). The ride ended up being $52 from the loop to the Naperville train station because these young parents had to get home and not spend as much on a babysitter even though the Uber ride cost more than waiting an extra hour at Union Station. Thanks guys! That was my biggest fare in awhile! I was going to go home, but didn't want to drive home from Naperville without a passenger and turned on my destination filter. I ended up getting a ride from downtown Naperville to further east in Naperville and decided to head home with my destination filter still on. I was driving home and got a ping in Lombard. As I'm pulling up to the condo complex, I drive around twice until I find the right place. I eventually get there and wait for the passengers for awhile. As I'm contemplating canceling, 2 men walked into my car. It was one of their birthdays and I took them to a strip club in Stone Park. As I pulled into the rideshare drop off area, a nice elderly man asks me how many people I dropped off and proceeded to tell me how you receive $10 for each person you drop off. He also gave me a bunch of free coupons to get free cover for entry into the club. After receiving a $20 bill, I turned my app off at around 12:50am and got home around 1:30am.
What a day! There were a few times Uber and Lyft were turned on simultaneously, but Uber got me a ride first. No airport rides. I drove 8 hours, almost 200 miles and 3/4 tank of gas. I ranged from Lake Forest to Naperville, received some tip money as well, and made over $250 before gas. One thing I realized driving is that I'm paying close to the amount or more in gas than my rent. What the actual fuck? Anywho, time to relax. I earned it! Until tomorrow, oh so lovely road!
Tuesday, September 5, 2017
Thinking About the Epic Money Misadventures on 9-5-17
This morning when I was driving rush hour, I had just finished a brief job hunting session while sitting in the O'Hare tnp lot where you wait for a ride out of the airport, drove home some passengers who didn't speak much English, and thought about my job woes. The next passenger named Tim entered my car and said he had an IT job. I asked him what job he had and he said he was a systems analyst with a bunch of certifications. I would get some certifications, but definitely can't afford those right now let alone the infinite car maintenance I'm going to need. I ended up complaining about my job woes because I have been feeling very lost in regards to my career path and am stressed out about not making enough money/barely making it by. What I gained from the conversation besides trying to make myself feel better about my current situation is I should maybe make an appointment with a career counselor. The next passenger (group of passengers because it was a family and I talked to the husband) had just finished his military service and now works as border patrol. Back when I was in college, I had random thoughts of possibly joining the military, but was not informed enough of what the military truly entails and decided to put those thoughts on the shelf. Today, they were revisited because he told me being in the military can be a lucrative career, you get paid, you get tax breaks, health benefits, you have to be in good shape, and most of all, it would get me unstuck from this sticky money situation. I began feeling even more lost about my career misadventures and almost cried in front of him (luckily I was wearing sunglasses anyway). After my conversations with this kind man, I have decided I need WAY more information about the military if I even hypothetically want to join because I don't even know which branch I'd join. He did tell me the Air Force and the Navy are the most laid back. I've thought about the National Guard too, but I have no idea. This thought is going back on the shelf once again.
As the day progressed, I began spawning motivation from talking to my passengers. The very last passenger I had before ending my day was a ride to O'Hare for the fourth time and I began telling her about my rideshare storytelling blog. She made me realize how I need to take 5 minutes of my day to realize what I am thankful to have. For example, I made a pitstop at the River Road Rosemont McDonald's and saw a truck pull into the gas station with a flat tire and was thankful my car is in one functioning healthy piece. I am also thankful to have my health. She told me a story about how a lady she works with has a 2 year old son with a blood disorder where his blood doesn't produce white blood cells, had to have 2 stem cell transfusions, and has been in the hospital for 106 days straight. I'm thankful to have never been in the hospital in my adult life (or very much in general). I was then telling her about how some illnesses are induced by stress and I need to chill out and not let my stress win so I can stay healthy. I was telling her about my 2 most recent blog posts about passengers who I drove away from and laughed and how a drunk lady inspired me to stop focusing on money and bills all the time because I wouldn't ever be happy if I blew off people who really matter and to go see my parents. I will probably see them soon! Right before I dropped her off at the airport, she took a business card and went on her way.
After talking with this last lady, I decided I had driven enough and decided to go home and stay home. When I realized I had some extra time and was still pretty awake, I figured out the answer to my job woes is that I need to keep job hunting and find a job so I don't have to drive my poor grandma-aged car into the ground from rideshare driving and can have a steady paycheck again, thus, eliminating my monetary woes. When I finally had a moment to check my emails, one of the companies I applied to for a technical writer (which is the primary job I want) had responded to my application. Now is the time to solve the puzzle! Off to my job hunting ventures!